Sleep, why dost thou leave me?

I'll tell you why. Because my husband is snoring so loudly that earplugs and pillows cannot quell the insane sound. I just had to write it here so I don't post it on Facebook and embarrass him. I'm a nice wife like that. But seriously, the sound is making my teeth itch. I may have to go try the couch. Grrrrrr..... The 6 month pregnant woman shouldn't have to sleep on the couch!!!